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OAS Welcomes Cuba Back

The 35 member nations of the Organization of American States rescinded its 47-year suspension of Cuba from the group. What do you think?

New Homely Doll To Improve Self-Image Of Young Girls

EL SEGUNDO, CA—Mattel, which has been criticized in the past for promoting unrealistic standards of beauty, claimed that the new doll would not only improve the self-esteem of growing girls, but would also give them someone to feel superior to for hours on end.

Why The Cavaliers Lost

It seemed like the world wanted a LeBron-Kobe finals, but the Magic sent the Cavs home after six games. Here's why:

Magic vs. Lakers

The NBA Finals will be a classic matchup of speed versus strength. But which team has which?

Creflo Dollar Ministries

TBN 1 a.m. EDT/12 a.m. CDT Tonight's spiritual message offers the kind of sound financial advice you'd expect from a man in a six-button suit named Creflo Dollar.

The Cost Of Winning In Minnesota

The undecided Senate race between incumbent Republican Norm Coleman and challenger Al Franken has cost the two a combined $50 million dollars. What...

Who Is Sonia Sotomayor?

Second U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals judge Sonia Sotomayor was nominated last week to replace Justice David Souter on the Supreme Court. How...
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