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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Bad-boy chef Anthony Bourdain finally runs out of new places to eat and hits up Ruby Tuesday in Canton, OH.

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