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DNC Coverage: Secret Service

In my quest for "An American President" on VHS, I'd nearly forgotten all about the CNN Fancy Grill. But sure enough, as I show up, there it is,...

Chad Pennington

Onion Sports looks at Dolphins starting QB Chad Pennington, a passer much faintly praised for his accuracy.

Hawaii Wins Little League World Series

WILLIAMSPORT, PA—The Hawaii team, known for its powerful lineup of short, fat Skill 5 hitters, defeated the Mexico team 12-3 in the championship game of the Little League World Series, a four-round, single-player tournament held from 2 p.m....

DNC Coverage: Great Expectations

Well, I can't find a video store in this town to save my life. If I knew some "locals" maybe I could ask for some advice on that front, but I'm...

DNC Coverage: Cover Up

You get a lot of griping from journalists who say "Nothing Happens” at these political conventions. There is a lot going on - but you just have...
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FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup In United States

ZURICH—After the Justice Department indicted numerous executives from world soccer’s governing body on charges of corruption and bribery, frantic and visibly nervous officials from FIFA held an impromptu press conference Wednesday to announce that the United States has been selected to host this summer’s 2015 World Cup.

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