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DISC 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT Tonight: After hearing the impassioned stories of several second-graders, hosts Adam and Jamie conclude that a watermelon will indeed grow in your stomach if you accidentally swallow a seed.

Sen. Stevens Found Guilty

Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK) was found guilty of ethics violations for not reporting expensive gifts, including $250,000 worth of home improvements from...

Drew Brees

Drew Brees is already being touted as this season’s MVP. But is he any good?

Nickel Back Mentoring Dime Back

NASHVILLE, TN—Titans nickel back Vincent Fuller announced Tuesday that he was taking dime back Eric King under his nickel-backing wing in an...
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As former cohost Roger Ebert's curse starts to take effect, a light crashes to the ground from the rigging above, narrowly missing new cohost Ben Lyons.

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