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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.
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Bonotheism

CNN

9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT

Iconic U2 front man Bono illuminates the path to righteousness in this new weekly program. Tonight: Bono pours a can of crude oil over a globe and then sings "Pride (In The Name Of Love)" in front of an oversized image of dead Africans arranged in the shape of a dollar sign.

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