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New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Coming of age in a middle-class suburb is no easy feat, especially when you're the only half man–half horse in the whole junior high school. Such is the struggle of young Jeff Timmins in this touching family dramedy.

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