Comedy Central Presents Nick Swardson's Last Hope

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Comedy Central Presents Nick Swardson's Last Hope


9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT

Dear God, if this half-hour comedy special doesn't open doors, then Nick Swardson is going to have to go back to his printer-selling job.

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