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WASHINGTON—In a sweeping effort aimed at overhauling the nation's aging infrastructure, the United States on Sunday unveiled a 3,000-mile transnational power strip, which officials said would provide Americans with 126 billion new electrical outlets...

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Don't Trust The B—— In Apartment 23

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Idealistic and trusting June has half her face torn off after ignoring her neighbors' advice and trying to make friends with the rabid, blood-mad baboon confined in apartment 23.

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