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The Dishes

FOOD 11:30 p.m. EDT/10:30 p.m. CDT Recognizing that no one else is going to do it, an exasperated yet resigned Ina Garten once again does the entire network's dirty dishes, alternately sighing and muttering to herself about how nobody will even notice...

Pets Cooking Things

ANIMAL 5 p.m. EDT/4 p.m. CDT Amanda holds her cat Flossers from behind and moves his paws to make it look like he's cooking eggs.
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Eat-In-Moderation Your Ass Off


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A teary-eyed Ruben basks in the joy of losing 4 pounds this week after eliminating his nightly banana split.

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