Elvira's Halloween Spooktacular

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Elvira's Halloween Spooktacular


8 p.m. EST / 7 p.m. CST

Elvira shows an extra quarter-inch of cleavage in this extra-special Halloween program so frightening it can only be described as spooktacular.

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