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Bodies: The Sitcom

FOX 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT Based on the beloved traveling cadaver exhibit. After their long-running show finally closes, a quirky trio of vivisected and plastinized corpses try to adapt to "life" at a small Midwestern medical college.

Optimism Can't Beat Cancer

A recent medical study suggests that your chances of surviving head and neck cancer are the same if you have a positive outlook or a negative...

Earliest American Scat Found

The earliest-known fossilized feces was found recently in Oregon, placing humans on the American continents 1000 years earlier than previously...

Local Bar Comes Out As Gay

SEATTLE—"Once I saw two guys kissing in the bathroom, but I thought they were just drunk. Now it makes perfect sense, though," resident Frank Klein said.
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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

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Katie Couric presents a health segment that's not science fiction, then trial coverage that's not a courtroom drama, and a human-interest piece that's not a fairy tale.

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