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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Extreme Foreclosure: Home Edition


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In this tear-jerking program sponsored by Countrywide Financial, needy families are sent on a weeklong vacation while their neighbors rally together to repossess their home and belongings.

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