Veteran Told What Offends Him

WASHINGTON—In the wake of protests in which some players knelt during the national anthem prior to this week’s NFL games, a U.S. Army veteran has been informed that the acts offended him.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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Friday, August 10

Between 8 a.m. and 3 p.m., American Legion Post 501 invites you to lie down on a vinyl cot while a nursing school trainee repeatedly pokes a needle in your arm in an effort to extract your blood, which will be donated to someone you don’t know.

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