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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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The time has come to face facts: To move forward, we've got to get on up, and stay on the scene, like a sex machine." - Brick House Majority Leader James Brown (G-GA)

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