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Obama Proposes Tax Increase On Meanest 2% Of Population

WASHINGTON—In the latest administration initiative meant to reassure citizens nervous about the slow pace of economic recovery, President Obama proposed a tax hike this week for the shittiest, most self-absorbed 2 percent of Americans.

Rick Steves' Asia

PBS 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT In his first foray outside Europe, Rick is taken for all he's got and left for dead on a Manila roadside.

McConnell

"There is no greater joy in my life than making Obama hate his," - Sen. Mitch McConnell

Are Sack Lunches Unsafe?

A study published in the journal Pediatrics showed that most meats and vegetables parents packed in their children’s lunches were not kept in a safe temperature range once at school.

Civil War Hospital

NBC 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT Dr. Thompson has to amputate an arm. Meanwhile, Dr. Smith has to amputate a leg.

Laffy Taffy Sponsors Every Cobblestone At 9/11 Memorial

NEW YORK—The makers of Laffy Taffy, a chewy fruit-flavored candy known for the lighthearted jokes printed on each wrapper, announced Tuesday they would pay tribute to the victims of 9/11 by sponsoring every single cobblestone at the World Trade Cent...

Your Horoscopes - Week Of August 09, 2011

Aries The Virgin Mary will appear in a dream and tell you to go forth in the world to help the poor and needy, causing you to wake up screaming in a cold sweat. Taurus Your crude and primitive sense of humor will offend ...
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Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging long-accepted scientific convention, a group of leading MIT scientists published a report Thursday positing that, under certain rare and specific conditions, a so-called “productive weekend” is theoretically pos...

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