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Unexpressed Love

A&E; 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST Tonight: A father in his mid-50s takes his twenty-something son out to the driving range, where they exchange a few words about the falling cost of flat-screen televisions, but we know what they're really saying.

Charles Barkley Finally Gets That Blow Job

SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Weeks after being arrested for driving under the influence while seeking out oral sex from a certain particularly skilled partner, NBA legend and basketball analyst Charles Barkley was finally able to drive across town, meet...

Tim Tebow

The Heisman Trophy–winning quarterback just led Florida to the national championship. But is this son of missionaries any good?

Texans Elect First Jewish Speaker

Joe Straus, a Republican from San Antonio who has been elected speaker of the Texas House of Representatives, is the first Jew to hold the position...

Blagojevich Just Getting Started

SPRINGFIELD, IL—Hoo, boy, if you thought Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich had finished soliciting bribes from state officials, shamelessly...

GM Auctioning Off Classic Cars

In an effort to cut maintenance costs and generate capital, General Motors is auctioning off some 200 cars from its 1,000-plus collection,...

Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain

WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed to the floor of the Oval Office during a meeting with advisers when spiderlings hatched from thousands of...
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How About Shutting Up?


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Host Michael Chiklis puts the titular question to Liam and Noel Gallagher of Oasis, 9-year-old Tim Strublet of Indianapolis, and a guy who keeps coming to city council meetings in Billings, MT.

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