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Cleaner Air, Longer Life

An increase in American air quality over the last 20 years has led to an average life span increase of 21 weeks. What do you think?

Wayne Gretzky

We look back at The Great One, the NHL's all-time point leader and perhaps its greatest player ever. Was he any good?

Lesser-Known Steroids

Primabolan and Dianabol get all the attention, but they are hardly the only steroids available. Here are some of the more...

The New Kindle

Having sold out of its popular e-book reader Kindle last fall, Amazon is now releasing an updated version of the device. Here are some of the...

Serotonin Makes Locusts Swarm

A new study indicates that an increased level of serotonin—a chemical that can prevent depression in humans—causes locusts to swarm. What do...

Nation Instinctively Forms Breadline

NEW YORK— "What's happening here?" said a California resident after seeing a group of bankers leaning against a broken-down jalopy, their feet muddied and bare.
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Howie Time!

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Host Howie Mandel hides in unsuspecting couples' bedroom closets and jumps out screaming "It's Howie Time!" when they least expect it.

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