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Oh No, Performers Coming Into Audience

PITTSBURGH—"Their smiles are so big," a female theatergoer said while pretending to look for something in her purse. "Why does that one have a cordless microphone? Is he going to try to talk to us?"

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NCAA Tournament Snubs

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Jay Cutler

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Important Things With Demetri Martin

Comedy Central

10:30 pm. EDT/9:30 pm CDT

Demetri Martin rocks back and forth, coming up with things that rhyme with prime numbers.

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