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Paleontologists have uncovered fossil evidence of a progenitor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex that was no larger than a human being. What do you...

Sound Strategy Booed

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People Doing Things Poorly

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Tennessee Titans Fans Looking Forward To Bye Week

NASHVILLE, TN—After enduring six straight losses and suffering through a humiliating 59-0 thrashing by the Patriots last Sunday, despondent Titans fans told reporters Wednesday that they were looking forward to enjoying a nice, relaxing bye week.

No Rise In Social Security

For the first time since 1975, there will not be a cost-of-living increase for Social Security payments. What do you think?

Eric Taylor

A state championship winner with the Dillon Panthers, coach Eric Taylor looks to rebuild the East Dillon Lions football program this year. Is he any good?
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It's A False Idol, Charlie Brown!


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