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White House Press Conference

CNN 4 p.m. EST/3 p.m. CST Press Secretary Robert Gibbs starts off by requesting that reporters refrain throwing down their pens and saying "Aw, man!" should another reporter ask the same question they were planning to ask.

Texas UFO Identified

An object that streaked dramatically across the Texas sky earlier this week was identified by the FAA as a meteor, not, as many had speculated,...

Matt Kenseth

NASCAR's 2003 champion just won a rain-shortened Daytona 500. Still, is American racing's most easygoing driver any good?
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    WHITE PLAINS, NY—Stunned and visibly offended by the sheer volume of facial hair visible before them, every single customer at local diner Hubbard's this morning was reportedly eyeing 28-year-old fellow patron David Kellerman and mentally shaving of...

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Tonight: Giada De Laurentiis sends a convicted rapist and cop killer off with class, preparing her salmon penne and mixed baby greens salad.

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