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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Margaret Jones and Todd Jacobson

Margaret Jones and Todd Jacobson said their vows in front of friends and family at a large outdoor ceremony in Jefferson Park, and then again in a private voodoo ceremony immediately after.

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