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Vol 48 Issue 08

Bob Peterson

Bob Peterson, 47, walked up to his wife and gave her a big fat kiss in front of everyone.
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Melo's Groin

"Carmelo's injury really isn't that unusual or severe, as these things go, so we've had to be persistent in striking him repeatedly and forcefully in the crotch to prevent him from returning to the lineup." – Knicks team doctor Craig McConnell

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