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Sanford Vows To Complete Term

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, who disappeared for several days in June to visit his Argentine lover, has stated that he will not resign...

Jessica Biel Searches Infectious

According to a study by McAfee, 20 percent of all searches for actress Jessica Biel will return results infected with a virus or malware. What do...

Caster Semenya

South African runner Caster Semenya's sex has come under scrutiny. Is he/she any good?

Rare Centuple Play Ends Mets' Season

MIAMI—In a sudden end to a trying year, the Mets' Jeff Francoeur lined into a rare centuple play against the Florida Marlins Wednesday, which by rule cut New York's season short.

Eat-In-Moderation Your Ass Off

OXYGEN 10:30 p.m. EDT/9:30 p.m. EDT A teary-eyed Ruben basks in the joy of losing 4 pounds this week after eliminating his nightly banana split.
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