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FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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My Dad, The Cactus

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This week, Molly's dad embarrasses her once again when she brings him along on a father-daughter camping trip and he accidentally pokes a hole in their raft.

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