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Winona Ryder Finally Agrees To Sleep With Generation X

LOS ANGELES—After being a subject of Generation X desire for the better part of two decades, actress Winona Ryder announced Tuesday that she had finally conceded to having intercourse with every interested member within that age group.

New Parenting Book Sparks Outrage

Last week, Penguin Press published Amy Chua's book Battle Hymn Of The Tiger Mother, which criticizes "Western" parenting and advocates an "Asian" approach that includes forbidding playdates and being highly critical of children in order to make them more successful. Here are some other tips from the book.

Fun!

FOX 8:30 p.m. EST / 7:30 p.m. CST Contestants must have as much fun as possible in 30 seconds.

Remembering Allison Pencey

Allison Pencey was profiled in the Wish Zone this week, a young Phillies fan whose burning hatred for and inspired heckling of Mets 3B David Wright kept her alive far longer than her terminal cancer should have allowed. It says something of her heart and...

All Hail The Toad!

Hey OSNation! The Toad is BACK in 2011 and he's slinging predictions like he's running out of fish heads! Go ahead and double check his picks at your own peril; the Toad senses doubt and he will absolutely spew ink all over anyone that doesn't respect his...

Get To Know The OSN Girlfriend Analysts

Brenda Kenyon -Boyfriend: Dominick Mirk -Length of Relationship: 1 year, 10 months -How Do You Feel About Sports: "They really are tremendous athletes, and I love how they play hard. I LOVE ...
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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

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