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Tampa Bay Rays: "Fuck You, Cubs"

ST. PETERSBURG, FL—On the eve of their very first World Series appearance in a short 10-year team history, the Tampa Bay Rays took time...

The 2008 World Series

The World Series is underway, and Onion Sports looks at what these teams must do, especially if they wish to win.

Madonna's Rocky Romances

In the latest chapter of Madonna's romantic history, it was announced last week that she and director Guy Ritchie are going to get a divorce....

Obama Advertising In Video Games

Barack Obama's presidential campaign has begun advertising in video games like Guitar Hero and Madden NFL 09 in the weeks before the election. What...

Lawyers Charge Too Much

Well, folks, things have gotten considerably worse. Since we last spoke, I have been put in solitary confinement for talking back to one...
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