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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Peter Jacobs and Estelle Wilson

Peter Jacobs and Estelle Wilson, both age 88, were married in the banquet hall of Shady Oaks Nursing Home on Friday, surrounded by people who looked kind of familiar to them.

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