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Swiss Bank To Name Clients

After reaching an agreement with U.S. authorities, the Swiss bank UBS is providing the IRS with the names of 4,450 American clients. What do...


By defeating Tiger Woods, Y.E. Yang pulled off one of the biggest upsets in golf history last Sunday. Is he any good?

Robert Novak Dead

Columnist Robert Novak, notable most recently for his role in the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame, died Tuesday. What do you think?

Notable Quarterback Controversies

Competition for starting jobs is heating up across the NFL, as is the potential for a quarterback controversy. Onion Sports takes a look at the...

Last Call With Carson Daly

NBC 1:35 p.m. EDT/12:35 p.m. CDT Tonight's guests include Paul Giamatti's older brother, Marcus; the script supervisor for True Blood; and music from Police tribute band Stung.
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FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup In United States

ZURICH—After the Justice Department indicted numerous executives from world soccer’s governing body on charges of corruption and bribery, frantic and visibly nervous officials from FIFA held an impromptu press conference Wednesday to announce that the United States has been selected to host this summer’s 2015 World Cup.


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