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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Positively Andy

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8:00 p.m. EST/7:00 p.m. CST

Can Andy juggle the responsibilities of single fatherhood with his dreams of making it in the big city with surviving the antics of his screwball friends with fending off his psycho ex with winning over the cute yet down-to-earth girl who works at the coffee shop with managing the demands of his crotchety live-in dad with keeping the haunted spirits of his apartment at bay with making sure dinner with the boss goes smoothly?

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