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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Raymond Kinnard and Margie McGinnis

Unable to secure the permits at the last minute, Raymond Kinnard and Margie McGinnis were wed Saturday on dry land in full scuba gear.

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