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Life Lessons With Dez

Nickelodeon 9 a.m. EDT/8 a.m. CDT Former Black Flag frontman Dez Cadena teaches kids practical life skills, like haggling for day-old bagels and when punching someone in the head is a good way to resolve a conflict.

CIA Headquarters Disappears

MCLEAN, VA—Silently, under the cover of darkness, the national headquarters of the CIA vanished Tuesday, leaving no sign that it had ever...

Tickets Up, Concessions Down

As movie ticket sales reverse the downward trend they've been experiencing in recent years, concession sales have been stagnant or lower. What do...

NASA Embarks On Epic Delay

WASHINGTON—"I promise you, this will be the series of setbacks you'll tell your grandchildren about," said Brenda Win, head of the newly established NASA program.

Making Your Block Greener

Community Gardens are getting more popular in urban areas. Residents take a vacant lot, spend a weekend cleaning up and planting, and create a little garden oasis where people can grow flowers and vegetables. Here are some pointers on how to get started:

Angel Cabrera

Cabrera played his way out of disaster to beat the favorites at the Masters. But is this proud Argentine any good?

Mr. Met Having Trouble Sleeping In New Home

FLUSHING, NEW YORK—After dozing off between innings in front of more than 41,000 cheering fans Monday night, an exhausted Mr. Met informed team officials that he has not slept since the Mets moved from Shea Stadium to Citi Field.
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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucking shelled out there.

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