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Storage Wars

A&E

8:30 p.m. EST/7:30 p.m. CST

A dejected Dave thinks the storage locker he purchased is a bust when once again he finds nothing but a 55-gallon oil drum stuffed with two female bodies, but he rejoices upon realizing the corpses are concealing a mint-condition 1921 standard-gauge Lionel tinplate train set.

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