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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Sunny, who was honestly born in the late ’90s, needs Raini, who doesn’t even remember being alive when Bill Clinton was in office, to lend her money for a new guitar.

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