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She'll See

DISNEY 4 p.m. EST/3 p.m. CST Carla befriends the wrong crowd, falls for the wrong guy, and avoids her parents, who are only trying to help.

Santonio Holmes

Santonio Holmes was named the Super Bowl XLIII MVP, but is this gritty receiver really any good?

Disney Fails To Meet Expectations

With no breakout hit and theme park attendance down, Walt Disney's fiscal first-quarter earnings were down 32 percent compared to the same period...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

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Once again, Survivorgoat subsists on garbage and grass until his handlers find him.

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