What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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The Thousand-Year Curse


8:30 p.m. EDT/7:30 p.m. CDT

A gypsy put a curse on a family that wronged her, but they’ve still got another 994 years or so before it kicks in.

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