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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Those Darn Caucasians

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9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST

The central Caucasian couple doesn't see eye to eye on a particular Caucasian matter, resulting in an amusing standoff. But seeking advice from their respective Caucasian friends only exacerbates the problem! Calista Flockhart stars.

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