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Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 24, 2017

Aquarius No offense, but when got into this business, dealing with empty and meaningless futures like yours sure as hell wasn’t what it had in mind. Pisces Though you’ve been told that dressing up once in a while wouldn’t kill you, the coroner’s report this week will contain evidence to the contrary.

How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
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Tom And Karen's Baby

ABC Family

8:00 p.m. EST/7:00 p.m. CST

Having decided they weren't assaulting their friends and acquaintances enough with pictures of their 14-month-old daughter Kala on Facebook and on their own devoted Wordpress blog, the Carters have purchased an hour-long nightly prime-time block in which to cycle through their latest pictures.

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