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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Tom And Karen's Baby

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Having decided they weren't assaulting their friends and acquaintances enough with pictures of their 14-month-old daughter Kala on Facebook and on their own devoted Wordpress blog, the Carters have purchased an hour-long nightly prime-time block in which to cycle through their latest pictures.

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