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Vindictive Movie Studio Threatens To Make 'Coyote Ugly' Sequel

BURBANK, CA—Producers said that not only would they do everything in their power to make the sequel the most repellent, soulless, pandering film ever released, but that all of the resources of the Walt Disney Company would be dedicated to promoting the film.

Sun Goes Out For A Few Seconds

TUCSON, AZ—Officials at the Kitt Peak National Observatory are saying that, while the short period of utter darkness and intense cold was...

College Sports Cutbacks

As the economy founders, we look at some of the ways the athletic departments of our nation's universities are tightening their belts:...

Alexander Ovechkin

The NHL's fast, agile, accurate 2008 MVP is well on his way to being 2009's MVP as well. Is he any good?

Bonotheism

CNN 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT Iconic U2 front man Bono illuminates the path to righteousness in this new weekly program. Tonight: Bono pours a can of crude oil over a globe and then sings "Pride (In The Name Of Love)" in front of an oversized image of dead Af...

Men's Health Department Proposed

Reps. Barron Hill (D-IN) and Tim Murphy (R-PA) introduced legislation that would create an Office of Men's Health within the Department of Health and...

Kerry Begins Newspaper Hearings

In light of recent newspaper closures, Sen. John Kerry is holding hearings this week about the struggling print journalism industry. Here are...
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