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Onion Sports’ NFL Week One Picks

OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL Week One games: Ravens at Broncos OSN’s Lock Of The Week: Broncos — The Broncos will win this game in a 49-27 rout o...

Nicole Walden

A memorial service will be held Friday for Nicole Walden, the world’s first “Nikki,” who passed away peacefully yesterday at 92.
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Walt Streit

Walt Streit passed away Monday at the age of 74. In lieu of flowers, mourners are asked to write a rambling, incoherent anti-immigration letter to your local newspaper.

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