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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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12:30 p.m. EDT/11:30 a.m. CDT

In a last-ditch effort to revive the stale, 10-year-old game show, producers allow contestants to "phone-someone-who-knows-the-answer."

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