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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Like 9-ish p.m. EDT/Somewhere around 8 p.m. CDT

Oh, jeez, it's got that mustache-guy who was in that other show from a long time ago. Um, it's kind of a new show, but not, like, that new, you know? It's not bad. Ugh, Jesus Christ, what's it called?

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