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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Young, Professional People French-Kissing


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A group of young, good-looking professionals all work together at the same business downtown and occasionally make out with each other both on and off the job.

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