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Your Fifth-Grade Dance Recital

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Where they got the tape is unclear, but this is definitely home video footage of the 1991 recital in which you, dressed in an orange leotard and cat ears, perform a self-choreographed jazz-tap routine to Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract."

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