The U.S. Agriculture Department has thrown out the Food Pyramid, in use since 1992, in favor of "MyPlate," a new plate-based dietary visualization tool. What do you think?


"But now how will I remember how many cartoon baguettes and whole roasted turkeys I'm supposed to eat?"

Rick Cassidy • Sewer Pipe Offbearer

“Shit, I’ve been eating a pyramid-based diet for the past two decades. I’m a dead man.”

Rachel Gmetro • Gang Sawyer

"As the morning dawns, another hallmark of the grunge era is gone, but not before I finish listening to Mudhoney's Piece Of Cake, drink an eighth glass of water, and move on to fortified cereal one last time."

Finn Russo • Detective