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Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.

Sixth Super Bowl Win Continues To Elude Patriots

HOUSTON—As disappointed players and coaches returned to the locker room following the end of Super Bowl LI, members of the New England Patriots acknowledged to reporters Sunday that the team’s sixth Super Bowl title continues to elude them.

Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Shows

The Super Bowl halftime show is a long tradition as occasionally exciting as the game itself. The Onion takes a look back at the all-time greatest Super Bowl halftime shows.

NFL Loses Rights To ‘Super Bowl’

NEW YORK—After failing to agree to terms for a new licensing agreement before the February 3 deadline, the NFL lost the rights to the term “Super Bowl” on Friday, sources confirmed.

Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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2008 Bowl Game Highlights

Rose Bowl: Penn State is at a huge disadvantage when head coach Joe Paterno decides to coach the game from the Rose Parade's Garden of Oz float

Hawaii Bowl: Notre Dame defeats Hawaii 49-21 in a game that takes place entirely in Charlie Weis' shirt

Emerald Bowl: California won

New Mexico Bowl: Colorado State's Gartrell Johnson rushes for a career-high 285 yards against a team he's never heard of in a bowl game he's never heard of

New Orleans Bowl: By losing to Southern Mississippi in overtime, Troy continued its 3,000-year streak of losing in big matchups

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl: With the bowl's name taking up so much space, newspapers had no room to print the final score of 17-

Sugar Bowl: Though heavy underdogs, Utah handily wins over Alabama, proving once and for all that Nick Saban is a douchebag

Papajohns.com Bowl: Rutgers WR Kenny Britt converts a key first down then immediately runs out of bounds to track his pizza order on papajohns.com

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