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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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2009's Most Popular Classes

As the academic year begins, here is a survey of the most popular classes at colleges around the country:

  • University of Pennsylvania: The Psychological Ramifications Of Not Getting Into Harvard
  • Kentucky State University: Introduction To Seersucker
  • SUNY Buffalo: Fallback Careers 213: The Art Of Pierogi-Making
  • The Culinary Institute of America: Pancakes, French Toast, Waffles
  • Brigham Young University: Advanced Virginity
  • Rice University: Survey Of American Labor Relations, As Taught By Exotic 1960s Ex-Radical Curiosity Professor Maurice Zebko
  • Yale: Mastering a Senate Confirmation Hearing
  • Haskell County Adult Education Center: Computers
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