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Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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2009's Most Popular Classes

As the academic year begins, here is a survey of the most popular classes at colleges around the country:

  • University of Pennsylvania: The Psychological Ramifications Of Not Getting Into Harvard
  • Kentucky State University: Introduction To Seersucker
  • SUNY Buffalo: Fallback Careers 213: The Art Of Pierogi-Making
  • The Culinary Institute of America: Pancakes, French Toast, Waffles
  • Brigham Young University: Advanced Virginity
  • Rice University: Survey Of American Labor Relations, As Taught By Exotic 1960s Ex-Radical Curiosity Professor Maurice Zebko
  • Yale: Mastering a Senate Confirmation Hearing
  • Haskell County Adult Education Center: Computers

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