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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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2009's Most Popular Classes

As the academic year begins, here is a survey of the most popular classes at colleges around the country:

  • University of Pennsylvania: The Psychological Ramifications Of Not Getting Into Harvard
  • Kentucky State University: Introduction To Seersucker
  • SUNY Buffalo: Fallback Careers 213: The Art Of Pierogi-Making
  • The Culinary Institute of America: Pancakes, French Toast, Waffles
  • Brigham Young University: Advanced Virginity
  • Rice University: Survey Of American Labor Relations, As Taught By Exotic 1960s Ex-Radical Curiosity Professor Maurice Zebko
  • Yale: Mastering a Senate Confirmation Hearing
  • Haskell County Adult Education Center: Computers
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