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Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.

Strongside/Weakside: Deshaun Watson

After leading his team to victory in the College Football Playoff National Championship, Clemson University quarterback Deshaun Watson announced he would forgo his final year of eligibility and declare for the NFL Draft. Is he any good?

NFL Implements New Court Date Attire Regulations

NEW YORK—Citing players’ responsibility to represent themselves and the league in a professional manner, the NFL announced a new set of regulations Monday governing the attire that players are allowed to wear during court dates.

Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

Report: Look How Big Player Is Next To Sideline Reporter

GREEN BAY, WI—Marveling at the pronounced disparity in size during the postgame interview, sources confirmed Sunday that, Jesus Christ, just look at how big Houston Texans nose tackle Vince Wilfork is next to the CBS sideline reporter.

Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Strongside/Weakside: Ezekiel Elliott

After becoming only the third player in NFL history to rush for 1,000 yards in his first nine games, Dallas Cowboys rookie running back Ezekiel Elliott is an early candidate for league MVP. Is he any good?

Strongside/Weakside: Theo Epstein

In just five seasons, Chicago Cubs president of baseball operations Theo Epstein assembled a team that is competing for the franchise’s first World Series title since 1908. Is he any good?

Jumbotron Really Trying To Push New Third-Down Cheer On Fans

SAN DIEGO—Noting that the phrase had appeared in large blue letters during each of the team’s offensive drives, sources at Qualcomm Stadium confirmed Friday that the Jumbotron was trying really hard to push a new third-down cheer on San Diego Chargers fans.
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2011 NCAA Tournament Highlights So Far

The first two rounds of March Madness provided more than their share of great drama. Here are the moments that will live on long after the tournament is over:

  • John Calipari sets a personal best by committing almost no recruiting violations in the first half against West Virginia
  • Notre Dame loses in the second round to FSU, prompting Ben Hansbrough to contort his face into a mix of anguish, torment, disgust, and utter dejection all at once
  • Talor Battle sinks an off-balance three-pointer with less than 0.00 seconds left, so the basket does not count and Penn State loses
  • Richmond made this amazing play while you were watching the other game
  • Pittsburgh and Butler get a little too caught up in their side bet of which team can foul the other last
  • After Gonzaga's second-round loss, Adam Morrison is seen sobbing alone behind the Bulldogs bench
  • BYU players celebrate reaching the Sweet 16 by staying up all night at the hotel playing board games, swimming in the pool, and daring each other to drink coffee
  • Kenny Smith uses the word "immoral" to describe coaching violations, even though a man who drove drunk to get a blow job is sitting right next to him

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