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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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America's Obese Children

Nearly 25 percent of the U.S. children are obese–a 50 percent rise since 1970. What is the government doing to combat this health epidemic?
Nearly 25 percent of the U.S. children are obese–a 50 percent rise since 1970. What is the government doing to combat this health epidemic?

Nearly 25 percent of the U.S. children are obese–a 50 percent rise since 1970. What is the government doing to combat this health epidemic?

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