adBlockCheck

Recent News

Report: You Have Won!

Head To TheOnion.com To Redeem Your Winnings

WINNER’S CIRCLE—Sources are reporting that you, valued Onion reader, have won!
End Of Section
  • More News

Beanie Babies Fever

Why are kids across America going crazy for Beanie Babies?
Why are kids across America going crazy for Beanie Babies?

Why are kids across America going crazy for Beanie Babies?

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close