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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Blackwater In The United States

Since it was reported that Blackwater killed more than 25 Iraqi civilians in a seemingly unprovoked attack, it has also come to light that the security firm has numerous domestic contracts, including post-Katrina security and aiding in the drug war. What other domestic operations is it involved in?

Providing logistics, intelligence, counterterrorism, surveillance, face-painting, and canine services for the Nashua Kids Day Out! Festival

Authorized to use extreme force when keeping the greens at Pebble Beach squirrel-free

Strictly enforcing "You Must Be This Tall" markers at amusement parks

Reenacting Army Rangers' Somalia street battle in high school gymnasiums as part of Army recruitment drive

Crowd control outside the Today show

Ass-kicking as necessary to ensure success of No Child Left Behind Act

Checking receipts at Best Buy

Killing people who look like they're up to something

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